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Joke of the Day

"Monsters, Inc. 3: It's harder to make kids laugh The Internet has made them jaded The monster need help They teach the kids to smoke pot"

"What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea? An incurable romantic."

"Our son eats 3 bowls of generic fruity pebbles every morning then pukes on the bus."

"Yo mama's so fat... That the local all you can eat buffet had to install speed bumps"

"A man carrying his wife. She asks him to put her down. ""All right, you're an idiot."" he replied."

"I got aids in prison.. Hearing aids. I should've used them though, I might've been able to hear the guy that snuck up on me in the shower and gave me HIV."

"""Sexy role play.. I'll be a dentist."" ""I'm here for my appointment"" ""Did you book in with Karen first?"" ""No?"" ""Please leave, I'm very busy."""

"In Liverpool, you'll never walk alone. There will always be other visitors to the city who've had their cars stolen, too."

"Knock Knock..... who's there? Owls. Owls Who? Yes they do..."

"If two vegetarians are fighting, is it still considered beef?"