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Joke of the Day
"Level of Spanish - I understand what's going on by the intonation."
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"What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo? Bread in captivity."
"everybody gets their 15 minutes of fame - so here's my first original joke! why is it impossible to surprise a snowman? .. he has ice in the back of his head"
"What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity? Hasbro."
"Guy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Sorry, but alcohol is bad for my legs. Guy: Do they swell? Girl: No. They spread"
"How do you organize a Space Party? You Planet!"
"I wish more people were fluent in silence."
"Me: I'd invite you in but my place is a mess Friend: That's OK. I don't mind M: The mess tho F: Don't be silly M: I don't want u in my house"
"I'm calling it now: I'm going to discover the cure for blindness and make billions of dollars someday. You'll all see."
"What did the cannibalistic lion do? Swallow his pride."