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Joke of the Day
"Why did the sand dune blush? Because the sea weed"
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"A man was applying for a job in the navy So, the interviewer said. ""Can you swim."" The man looked puzzled and asked. ""Why, did you run out of ships?"""
"I honestly didn't think it would be this difficult to resist sexting Oprah during my morning commute."
"What is Steve Job's favorite food? *Nothing because he's dead*"
"What do eggs say when they're turnt? Omelette, fam"
"What do you call a cow stable in Egypt? A Mubarack"
"What do you call a hooker laying down? Whorizontal. Thanks, I'll show myself out."
"One did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek? The hallway stinks."
"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are sold for a couple of dollars, and deer nuts can be found under a buck."
"They finally replaced the old clock It's about time."