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Joke of the Day
"What is Steve Job's favorite food? *Nothing because he's dead*"
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"So John cena wakes up from a coma... He asks the doctor ""where am I?"" The doctor says ""ICU"" And John cena says ""no you don't"""
"Gay jokes aren't funny... ...I mean, come on guys."
"You can learn a lot about a person just by watching them through binoculars 24 hours a day."
"For all you World of Tanks players: what does LTP stand for? LeichtTractor Premium"
"Experts determine Super Bowl blackout was an electrical issue, also determine grass has a green issue."
"If I could be any arithmetic operation, I'd be subtraction. I just want to make a difference."
"My girlfriend is in Mexico for vacation and if she has a Juan night stand while she's down there, her and I are totally done."
"Coffee is so addicted to me, it can't wait to get in my belly. In its defense, my belly is awesome."
"I think my entire family is racist. I was dating an Asian woman and eventually brought her to my home to meet my family My wife and kids didn't even want to talk to me."