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Joke of the Day
"I don't know what to do with my arms when I'm running, should I fold them?"
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"How many vegetarians does it take to eat a whole hotdog? Just one, with ten vegetarian hotdogs."
"Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels? They can't get enough booty."
"the sign at this subway bathroom says employees must wash hands. ive been waiting for them to come wash my hands for an hour. nothing."
"People who automatically say it will get better without actually knowing what the problem is... is why there are bodies buried in my yard"
"I learned that 17th century French royalty depleted their treasury... I guess you could say they were baroque."
"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was both their last big hit."
"What do you call a group of killer whales that play instruments? An Orca-stra"
"'If u insinuate that I'm fat again, I'm leaving you!' 'Don't be selfish, think about the baby.' 'What baby?' 'Oh, so you're not pregnant?'"
"Why do French people eat snails? Because they hate fast food."