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Joke of the Day

"You're the reason why I wake up every morning... Just kidding, I have to go to work."

"Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car? A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out."

"I heard there's a new Bread simulator game on Steam.. It's a great game if you're just loafing around."

"Where can you find lubricant in the library? In the non-friction section."

"I have a strong relationship with the flying spaghetti monster... ...but it's strained to say the least"

"Q: What cows give each other when they meet? A: A milkshake."

"I just failed my butcher's exam. Mis-steaks were made."

"Made love to my girlfriend like a Jedi last night. She said no so I used ""the force""."

"How did the girlfriend satisfy her secretly gay boyfriend? I don't know, I guess she really had him pegged."

"My wife suffers from chronic, debilitating headaches. Anyway, enough about her... ...back to drum practice."