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Joke of the Day
"You're the reason why I wake up every morning... Just kidding, I have to go to work."
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"Engineers are sexual intellectuals or in other words... Fucking know-it-alls"
"What do you call a socialite stripper? a peeler of the community!"
"What did Mr. T say when he saw a fat woman sitting at the bar? ""I pity the stool."""
"Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa."
"How does Jaden Smith keep getting roles in big movies? Where there's a Will, there's a way."
"My dentist asked me if I had a problem with my gums bleeding. You'd have to be really laid back to not have a problem with that."
"If republicans stand up and clap I get a shot, if democrats stand up and clap I have to buy someone a shot who can't afford it. #sotu"
"""Strap On"" backwards is ""No Parts"""
"[1st date] HER: My favorite movie is Zoolander, how bout u? ME: OMG SAME HER: What part's ur fave? ME: Um [sweating] when he lands a zoo"