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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat, Italian-American ghost? A gabaGHOUL!!"
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"What religion do mosquitoes follow? Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. ^Sorry."
"Of course Donald Trump has a big dick. How did you think he was going to fuck all of America from the White House?"
"I admitted to my crush that I have feelings for her, but she told me she's only attracted to assholes Which is awesome, because now she won't leave mine alone!"
"I know a great joke about rape. But they don't let me put it in"
"Dad: Did you get gas? Me: Ya i got it on the way home from school Dad: Well if you got gas than you better go to the bathroom!"
"Doctors, soldiers, firefighters. These are all respected positions. But the position I respect most as a parent Is a driver's Ed instructor"
"Im not your friend, buddy"
"3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later, they walked out... Because they couldn't find a table."
"What's black underneath and white on top? Society."