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"I never understood how a mother could lift a car with a child trapped under, until my phone got stuck under my bed."
"A girl quit her job at the doughnut factory... She was fed up with the hole business."
"Where did Jewish Rats go during the Holocaust? Mousechwitz"
"What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods? Trail micks."
"What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac? Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog."
"Used a bag to pick up dog shit in yard, tiny ants all over it. Later, saw 2 ants on my arm. My body is now crawling w phantom dogshit ants."
"Trev's antisocial challenge: walk up to the first coworker you see and say, ""I'm sorry you feel threatened by my triceps."""
"What's the Riddler's favourite beverage? Obscuri-tea."
"""Are you ok?"" ""No, I'm bleeding because its fun."""