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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? I have a flesh-eating disease, and it's slowly killing me."
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"""Come with me if you want to live"" - Great movie line, bad thing to say during sex"
"What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano? A diseased beaver on your organ."
"[meeting] Bill: we'll call it BILLOSOPHY Phil [pulling out briefcase and assembling gun]: Good idea! Steal my board idea now this? Not again"
"How come no one liked the Chinese food enthusiast? He was a mega lo meiniac."
"What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom? A swipe and wipe."
"What do you call a retired comedian? Comedy mold."
"I hate when people inbox me to tell me how funny my status es are... Motherf*cker there is a ""like"" button for a reason!"