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Joke of the Day
"Why do milking stools only have three legs? 'Cause the cow has the udder"
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"Two wolves are chasing a Golden Retriever through the forest. After an hour, the first wolf says to the second wolf, ""Ain't this a bitch?"" To which the second wolf responds, ""It had better be""."
"How were you conceived? Daddy came on his shoe and kicked mommy in the ass. Or Daddy came on the wall and mommy ran against the wall."
"What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in? H2OOOHHHGG"
"What's the other name for Game of Thrones? ( sex ) Dungeons and Dragons"
"What do you get for the man who has everything? Condoms."
"Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny. They just don't work."
"Josh tells his friend Steve, 'did you know 2 out of every 3 people live next to a paedophile?' Steve replies 'not me, I live next to two smoking hot 10 years olds'"
"What is the most ironic thing a Jew can say? I want to be cremated."
"Why is a good husband like bread dough? Because his wife needs him."