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Joke of the Day
"Most of the 1990s was spent staring at a cool light display on an Aiwa stereo."
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"Sex is like lasagna - there's absolutely no reason for it to involve spinach in any form."
"""Is that the guy who doesn't know how to use the word poignant?"" Yea shhh he's coming over here THE GUY: hey guys! long time no poignant"
"Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before"
"I only do cocaine with the flexible straws. So I can reach my dashboard while i'm driving."
"Why is Uhura black? Because William shat on her."
"How many Freuds does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and the other one to hold the penis.. I meant... The ladder."
"""Pass the joint."" -Cannibals at dinner"
"Girls of Reddit what do you like in a man Lol we all know girls don't do the ""Internet""."
"Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife."