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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Targaryen girl who can outrun her brothers? A virgin."
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"Removing her clothes"
"Get a tattoo with Chinese symbols that reads, ""I don't know. I don't speak Chinese."" Wait for people to ask what your tattoo means."
"I've never falsely accused someone of hacking, whether aimbotting, wall hacking, or speed hacking They were all just really good at hiding it!"
"Was your ass freed from enslavement? Because it's off the chain."
"How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, its a hardware problem"
"Scared the postman by going to the door naked. I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived."
"Where do you put a Jew with ADHD A concentration camp."
"*Answers door naked* Jehovah's Witnesses... Me: Do you have a moment to let me tell you about my sex life? Here, have this pamphlet."
"What do you get if you cross Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Phillip? Killed in a Parisian tunnel."