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Joke of the Day
"Green Lantern That name has a nice ring to it"
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"When you feel sad When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, ""damn I am really so cute"" u will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!!"
"What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup."
"I went to the zoo... I went to the zoo yesterday and I was disappointed to see the only animal they had was a single dog. It's a shih tzu."
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass."
"The other day me and my transgender mate Dave saw a bundle of mosquitoes eating several trout..... Dave asked - ""How did they get them ?"" I said - "" fly fishing"" and yes he is transgender."
"The Hyundai Elantra is Sonata Sonata So not a Sonata"
"Girls can be so ungrateful, I made her breakfast in bed, & instead of saying ""Thank You"", she's all like ""How did you get into my house!"""
"""God is dead."" -Nietzsche ""God is Dad!"" -Jesus ""God IS, dude..."" -Stoners"
"Why should I submit a joke today? Because today's April full!"