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Joke of the Day

"Gotta love those girls in department stores wearing lab coats--taking time away from their experiments to help women out with their makeup."

"""Update your Adobe or you'll be sleeping with the fishes"" - Flash mob"

"Sometimes I take my pet skunk to department stores and let him spray himself all over the perfume girls."

"I made a graph of my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis."

"In the future, everyone will have to make a public apology for 15 minutes."

"What do you get if you put 100 paralitycs in a hot tub? A vegetable soup"

"This year for Lent, I'm just giving up."

"What's a clown's favorite thing to eat? Really anything that's heavy enough to beat somebody to death with, such as a motorcycle helmet or a cannonball."

"Why did Hitler kill himself? Because he saw his gas bill."

"What is a neckbeard's favorite denomination of time? M'llenium"