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Joke of the Day
"I get so angry when I hear about children being abused/named ""Jaden."""
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"What was Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE."
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"Why do farts smell? so deaf people can enjoy them too."
"What stops your hair from falling? The floor"
"Another Halloween joke. A skeleton walks into a bar... He orders a beer, and a mop."
"The developers of Apple Maps first big mistake was not calling it Mapples."
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