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Joke of the Day
"I get so angry when I hear about children being abused/named ""Jaden."""
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"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records Until they kicked me out of the library"
"Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app this morning... ...and it sent an ambulance to my house"
"In my dog's mind he's saving the world, one tree at a time."
"For easter I'm going to smuggle drugs into prison with my anus. I'm calling myself the keister bunny!"
"What do you call a Hawaiian homosexual? A tropical fruit."
"How do feminists screw in a lightbulb? By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!"
"In Iran, everyone's scared of spiders.. But in Iraq, no phobia."
"I'd like to know what Obama or Romney propose to do about YouTube buffering."
"A woman walks into a library and says to the bloke behind the counter, ""Have you got any books on the female clitoris?"" The bloke says, ""Yes we have madame, but I don't know where they are."""