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Joke of the Day
"I once met a girl with 12 nipples. Sounds weird.... ...Dozen tit?"
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"TIL the average person has sex 90 times a year... ... My December is going to be fucking sick."
"Yesterday, Iran asked the U.S. for an extension on disabling their nuclear program. When asked how much time they needed, they said, ""10, 9, 8..."""
"Life is like a penis [dirty] Life is like penis...... Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely.... Then a woman make it hard"
"If you have one cricket ball in one hand and another cricket ball in your other hand, what would you have? A bloody big cricket."
"My marriage is like a game of cards It started out with two hearts and a diamond, now all I want is a club and a spade."
"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? Wipes his ass."
"what's the definition of confusion? Fathers day in Detroit."
"An old lady standing in line at a bank machine asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over."
"Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny."