198441
Joke of the Day
"It's too bad the meaning of life is 141 characters."
Next Joke
"""It's always Russia somewhere"" I whisper to my 4th shot of morning vodka."
"Did you hear that Donald Trump's wife doesn't want him to run for president? She says she doesn't want to move into a smaller house."
"If I get hurt playing Wii Sports, that's still a sports injury, right?"
"No officer,YOU`RE going the wrong way."
"A pirate walks into a bar... The bartender says ""Hey do you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"" The pirate says ""Arrr... It's driving me nuts!"""
"How do blind people know when to stop wiping their ass?"
"You've heard of Memes... ..But now there's YouYou's"
"Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box."
"If I give up my seat for you on the bus, it's my right to stand in front of you and stare down your blouse. I think it's in the Bible."