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Joke of the Day

"They say seeing is believing, I never saw 9/11 happen. Therefore, 9/11 NEVER HAPPENED. Yes bad logic but hey, it's a quick laugh."

"How many doors are on a chicken coop? Two. If there were four, it would be a chicken sedan"

"What was the bear protesting? his right to human arms"

"Here is one of my favorite Iranian jokes translated to english, for all of you to enjoy Go Fuck Yourself"

"Thor, upon his mighty steed, approaches his enemy, Thanos. Thanos asks ""Who might you be?"" ""I AM THORRRR!!!"" His horse perks up and says ""Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."""

"What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera? CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing."

"Abraham: look here son, i got windows 98! Isaac: but dad, we don't have enough memory? Abraham:Have faith, God will provide the RAM."

"What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip? ""We used to be really tight until you let that dick come between us."""

"What do you call a gay guy flying a plane? The pilot."

"Trump after Obama is like Umbridge after Dumbledore. R.I.P"