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Joke of the Day

"Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song has a part where it sounds like they're trying to guess words for a crossword puzzle."

"If the Mexicans are taking all of the jobs, then why do Koreans still rule the nail salons? Because Tu is better than Juan."

"Whenever I have sex, it's always a race to see who cums first.... Me or the police."

"What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common? Your mom."

"""Lie flat on your backs class and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes"" said the gym teacher. ""Fred! What are you doing? Move your feet boy."" ""I'm freewheeling sir."""

"Have you watched the documentary about sponges? It's absorbing."

"Why did the man fall down the well? He couldn't see that well"

"Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons? Because they keep stepping on the string."

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one retarded thing came out of her vagina."

"Two seats open. One next to a good looking girl who noticed me as I walked in. The other by a wall outlet. She'll find love in another man."