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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a dog humping your leg? Suck it off"
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"Don't have phone sex.... You could get hearing aids."
"The bartender says ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."
"A brand-new cigarette says to a used cigarette -Dude, you are a fag -Umm, Why? -I just saw five guys take turns in sucking your butt."
"You got problems with parenting... You start to get headaches. I follow the instructions on the aspirin bottle: ""Take two and keep away from children."""
"If I had to guess at the religion of Daniel Day Lewis... I would probably have to say Methodist   [What are the rules of Daniel Day Lewis?!](http://imgur.com/gallery/NDOov4L)"
"Sometimes I put my cat in the sunroom hoping the coyote who lives out back will charge at it and bounce off the glass."
"What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day? G u knit?"
"Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one........ Break their bones, they have 206."
"she died doing what she loved: telling someone the difference between your and you're"