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Joke of the Day
"I once told a girl to text me when she gets home She must have been homeless"
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"What's the best angle to tackle a problem? The try-angle"
"SM A Masochist walks up to a Sadist. Masochist: Hurt me. HURT ME! Sadist: No."
"""outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend"" ""inside of a dog, its too dark to read""-Groucho Marx"
"What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns? Go straight for the juggler."
"I've been struggling with my laziness. I can't decide if I should sit down and do nothing or lie down and do nothing."
"What do you call a knight who cheats on tests? Glancelot"
"Knock Knock Who's there? Oink. Oink Who? Make Up Your Mind...Are You A Pig or an Owl"
"WANTED: Sanity LAST SEEN: In store, right before I told my 4 year old that he couldn't get a new toy REWARD: 4 year old"
"How does a blonde high-five? She smacks herself in the forehead. "