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Joke of the Day

"Pick a number, double it, add 10, divide it by 2, then minus it by the number you started with. LIKE if you got 5."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking ... J K Rowling"

"I'm so down on my luck right now, that I can't even afford to change out light bulbs when they burn out... Things don't look so bright"

"Guess what! Some blacks don't like whites, some whites don't like blacks! And nobody likes Mexicans! Big deal! Who cares!"

"What's Jesus's porn name? Hot cross buns."

"Dad walks in on son fapping He says,""Son that'll make you go blind!"" The young man says,""Dad I'm over here, that's a lamp."""

"Coconut oil on my dry skin this winter has made me attractive to women. Problem is the chocolate from the Mounds bars is ruining my clothes."

"Did you hear about the guy who fell into an upholstery machine? Now he's fully recovered."

"Silver and Lead are sitting in a bar when Gold walks in ... Silver yells ""AU get outta here"""

"I'm glad to see New York getting in the spirit of Halloween! New Orleans in 2005 was a great costume choice!"