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Joke of the Day

"""I'm paying a woman to fist my mouth"" is the way I choose to describe going to the dentist tomorrow."

"People Say It's Annoying When I Talk To Myself... Stop being so hard on yourself."

"Father: You were absent on the day of the test? Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!"

"Whats the most deserted place on fathers day? The visitation ward."

"If Tom Cruise had an intervention to an addiction... They should call it ""Cruise Control."""

"Why dont cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny."

"[Last Supper] Jesus: *holds up bread* This is my body *holds up wine* This is my blood And this is Sparta! *kicks Judas into a pit*"

"Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy? One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater."

"Hug a terrorist Only 30% of people have hugged the person they're going out with."

"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"