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Joke of the Day
"Hug a terrorist Only 30% of people have hugged the person they're going out with."
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"I'm old enough to remember when there was only one fat kid in class photos."
"Aside from dying withing the same week what else did Steve Irwin and Peter Brock have in common? Their last moments were spent in wild fishtails."
"TORTURER: I'm gonna water-board u ME: Hahaha, where u gonna find enough water TORTURER: *takes Tupperware out of the dishwasher* ME: Oh shit"
"Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding? A: Bach in the saddle again."
"So I just flew in from Cleveland And boy are my arms tired."
"CHILLING WITH ESKIMOS Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice? A. Polaroids."
"Hey, same-height couples. You're weird. Everyone thinks so."
"What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded ? Bring on their subs !"
"What's the longest sentence in the English language? I do."