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Joke of the Day

"I just read a story about someone finding a dead body at a Walmart. HOW EMBARRASING, I'd never be caught dead at a Walmart."

"Why were the ducks arrested? They were selling quack in the park."

"What trees do skeletons like? S*pine* trees!"

"Jesus said to Peter, ""Come forth and I will give you eternal glory."" Peter came fifth and won a toaster."

"Why is NTFS healthy? Because it's FAT free."

"My head is throbbing, maybe i have amnesia nah, I don't remember hitting my head"

"What email service do gay people use? Hotmale."

"Every time I have a salad for lunch my stomach feels the same way a dog does when someone fake throws a tennis ball."

"Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into."

"What is the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster who got breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."