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Joke of the Day

"I just read a story about someone finding a dead body at a Walmart. HOW EMBARRASING, I'd never be caught dead at a Walmart."

"WHAT DO WE WANT? A NAP!! THEN WHY ARE WE YELLING?"

"What happened when the cheese factory exploded? Debrie everywhere."

"Hey dad, the hospital called, patients are trying to rest, could you please turn down your television."

"What's a pirate's favourite letter? You'd think ""R"", but his first love be the ""C""."

"Does racism still exist? Let's go to this panel of white people to find out."

"Me and my ex-girlfriend just weren't meant to be together, she was a Capricorn... and I don't believe in bullshit"

"If men ejaculate semen does that mean women ejaculate sewomen?"

"What is Trump's favorite animated movie? WALL-E"

"Why did the dog go into the church? The doors were open."