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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 5 black people having sex in the 1800's? A threesome."
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"What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z? Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!"
"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but in alphabetical order as it should be."
"I'm surprised 4 isn't an unlucky number. Nothing good ever comes from putting 2 and 2 together."
"If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear? A hole in it."
"I mutter ""you arrogant asshole"" when my phone auto-corrects 'iphone' to 'iPhone'"
"Lesbians should not be allowed to buy dildos, they made their choice!!"
"A German man walks into a bar.. He stops midway, locks eyes with the bartender and announces: ""This is a scheduled stop."""
"How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same? They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes."
"Whats similar between a non alcoholic beer and your sisters pussy Tastes right but feels wrong"