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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 5 black people having sex in the 1800's? A threesome."

"STAR WARS SPOILERS Admiral Ackbar has gained quite a bit of weight and everyone calls him ""Admiral Snackbar"""

"Who the hell invented Bull Riding? ""Hey, I'm gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal...Time me!!!"""

"What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction? Boneless chicken."

"Maria Sharipova has been banned from tennis for 2 years There's a sign at every court with her mugshot that says ""do not serve this woman""."

"Chivalry is just the study of green onions right?"

"A rapist a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car? A police officer!"

"My 5 year old just ended a phone call with ""I gotta jump, Daddy. I'm out."" And now everyone in my house is officially cooler than me."

"What does a man with five dicks wear? Pants that fit like a glove."

"I went on a tour of a soap factory last week. I forgot which one it was, but I'm sure it will Dawn on me."