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Joke of the Day
"Congratulations to Amy Winehouse... ...on six months of sobriety."
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"Why should honeymoons only last six days? Because seven days makes a hole weak."
"SHAME ON YOU LOT for showing newby tweeters bad behaviour this weekend *ring ring* ME: Hello FRIEND: Nat. Why is my son saying the F Word?"
"How can you tell if a duck has soul? If it's bill withers!"
"I was at the park today by the playground. A mother asked me which kid was mine. ""I haven't decided yet.""."
"I was arrested on my way to school today on suspicion of being a terrorist Turns out I bombed the test"
"How does NASA organize a party? They planet."
"How did Reggie Rocket's brother die? Otto Erocket Asphyxiation"
"How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they only screw playoff games."
"Being at the alligator park reminds me of my time in jail So many crocs."