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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a rabbi and a leprechaun walk into a bar... ... but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative Bill Bailey."

"..so in a technical sense, they're only relatively bad. My jokes are so bad, they sometimes appear to violate causality.."

"From my 7 year old daughter: What do you call a girl shell? A she shell."

"its all fun and games till someone gets hurt... then its hilarious"

"What was the name of the Polish limo driver? Piccop Andropoff."

"I hugged someone else's mom at a park once and now mine won't pick me up bc I smell like other mom now"

"Why are all rabbits negro? Because they dig homes."

"I'm selling shirts for armless people called Ampu-T's."

"My dog has no nose. That's terrible! How does he smell? Awful."

"How do you know if you're at a gay guys cookout?? The hot dogs taste like shit!"