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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a one armed man off a tree? You wave to him"
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"What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing."
"When I can't tell someone's gender, I kick the closest toddler and see how they react."
"What do you call two fruits that can't get married? Cantaloupes"
"If you take the D out of Devil what do you get? the D"
"How do you blow square balloons? Blow square breaths."
"I USED VOLUME MAXIMIZING SHAMPOO THIS MORNING SO YES I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM IN YOUR FACE OFFICER"
"Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby? Two Wongs don't make a white"
"I can tell so much about a person just by guessing."
"How do you get a hippie pregnant? Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest."