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Joke of the Day
"What starts with an F and ends in ""uck""? Fuck"
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"""Don't stop bereaving.""..............Karaoke singer at a Philipino funeral.."
"Is that a pineapple in your pocket, or are you just....Why do you have a pineapple in your pocket?"
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"Roses are red... Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't"
"I started wearing nicotine patches as a way of easing myself into a smoking habit."