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Joke of the Day

"Justin Bieber said to be just devastated to hear the news on the Boston marathon . . . . . .but hopes that everyone involved are fans."

"I call my penis... ""the cartridge"" because women love to blow it"

"Two blondes came across some tracks in the woods - and they argued with each other about whether or not it was bear or deer tracks... Until they both got hit by a train."

"Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives? Because they'll worship the ground you walk on."

"True intimacy is chatting within a shared Google Doc"

"Dear Sir, I am writing this with a heavy heart. Sorry it's so hard to read I should really find a pen"

"There's no way to look cool when the doctor walks into your exam room just as you're blowing up a rubber glove."

"So I'm ordering a coffee... I tell the barista, ""French Roast, two sugars, no cream."" The barista responds, ""I'm sorry sir we're all out of cream, would you like your coffee without any milk instead?"""

"Pants are for people with something to hide."

"What's worst than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in three trash cans."