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Joke of the Day
"Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert? Obi-Wan Kenobi."
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"If you donate something worthless Is it still a donation?"
"I entered 10 puns into a pun contest in the hope that one would win... But no pun-in-ten did."