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Joke of the Day
"Where do socialist birds lay their eggs? In a communest (pls ^dont ^^be ^^^repost)"
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"Paul Walker was a great guy Throwing a barbecue street side for free"
"Dear iPhone, I have typed ""haha"" like a million times, but yet you continually give me ""haga"", ""hsha"", ""gaga"", ""hahss"", ""hahs"" I hate you"
"What do you call an Egyptian butt? A sphinxter"
"[in bed] her: u have done this before, right? me: yes, of course. righty-tighty, lefty-loosey her: what? me: what?"
"Padme: Dating is scaring. I just want to find a nice guy who's not going to murder me. Anakin: You've chosen wisely."
"Roses are red, I have a phone, no one texts me, forever alone."
"I heard you are what you eat Must explain why your such a huge dick"
"What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy? The elevator can raise a child."
"Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life."