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Joke of the Day
"Where do socialist birds lay their eggs? In a communest (pls ^dont ^^be ^^^repost)"
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"Pluto is not a planet He's a dyslexic god"
"What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names."
"Why did the piglets do badly in school? They were all slow loiners."
"Two guys are walking down the street when they see a dog licking his balls. One guy says: ""Man I wish I could do that"" The other guy replies: ""Ya, you may want to pet him first"""
"If your girl sets her Facebook relationship status to ""Widowed"", it's time to pack a suitcase as fast as possible."
"The electoral college needs to go away. The tuition rates are out of control."
"Thanks to home security commercials, I am now terrified of middle aged white men."
"Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink? Space Bars"
"A kid came to my door last night for trick-or-treat dressed as a pirate... I asked him, ""where are your buckaneers?"" He replied, ""on the side of my buck'en head."""