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Joke of the Day

"If I could make puppies and kittens magically appear, people would call me ""The Wizard of Awwws""."

"Hello? Is the Communist Party here? Delete my subscription. I just won the lottery."

"There will be no documentation of the 1990's... ...Because only 90's kids will remember"

"Q: How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed? A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling."

"America is the greatest country on earth at thinking it's the greatest country on earth."

"you never gotta worry about me cheating on you... i might eat something that was yours but thats about it"

"I hate it when people ask me where I see myself in 5 years. Come on man, I don't have 2020 vision!"

"Pieces of cooked meat have been found on mount Everest recently... The steaks have never been higher."

"I wish people would stop making gay jokes Cum on guys!"

"What happens when you find bones on the moon? The cow didn't make it."