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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies? A well educated Barista"

"Weed doesn't give me an attitude when I forget to pay the electric bill... I love you, weed."

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that. You cheat! think your so smart, Making me believe your the most important... pfft!"

"Good Old Fashion Clickbait. If you're reading this than you like it too."

"I don't like rape jokes... they feel kinda forced."

"hoarder on TV: pls help me doc therapist: of course. lets start by throwing out all these anime posters. we'll take them to my car"

"How does a black girl know shes pregnant? When all the cotton is picked off her tampon."

"What is 12 inches long and keeps a woman up screaming all night? Sudden infant death syndrome."

"If the cup is only half full, I suggest buying a smaller bra."

"I feel sorry for people who's middle names start with V... Their first and last names are always fighting."