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Joke of the Day
"How Gabe Newell counts to 10 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10"
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"How many Horsemen of the Apocalypse does it take to change a lightbulb? Three. War never changes."
"""Keep pumping until something happens."" -Home Depot guy teaching me to prime the snow blower says the first thing I've understood."
"Why did the Carpenters wife leave him? Because he was screwing around."
"How do little german children tie their shoes? In little nazis!"
"Where do calculus students go when they are sick? To L'Hopital."
"what do you call an optimistic 0? A cheery-o!"
"Where was Soloman's temple located? On the side of his head."
"Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?"
"Your opinion is like a headache Everyone's had one and no one gives a fuck"