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Joke of the Day
"How Gabe Newell counts to 10 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10"
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"Bad News. Doctor: ""I have some bad news for you. You REALLY have to stop masturbating."" ""Oh my God doc, why, WHY?"" ""I am trying to examine you!"""
"How do you make an elephant fly? First, you get a great big zipper..."
"What do you tell a man with two black eyes? Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)"
"How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch."
"A baby and I locked eyes. I panicked, but thankfully I didn't cry first. Haha stupid baby, I win."
"They say choose a major you love and you'll never work a day in your life... because that field probably isn't hiring."
"I feel sorry for homeless gay people They have no closet to come out of"
"Internet Explorer is so slow If this video takes any longer, the girl in it will be a legal age"
"On your first day in the hospital kick the ass of the sickest motherfucker in there"