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Joke of the Day
"I came into this subreddit expecting jokes about soap. I am mildly disappointed."
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"Roses are red. My name is not Dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave."
"Invisible man goes to the doctor. Doctor says ""I can't see you right now."" -Christ Novacelic, Reading 1992"
"How do you hide an elephant up a cheery tree? Put it in the tree and paint it's balls red. What's the loudest noise in the world? A giraffe eating cherries Edit: not a cheery tree...cherry"
"4yo: I want to play squirt guns Me: You mean when you squirt me all day and laugh, and if I squirt you, you cry? 4yo: YES Me: Okay, let's go"
"What do you call a cow with no legs? A veterinarian"
"Jokerino Why did the tire pop? Because it retired."
"What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up? Well, it looks like its back to jerking off."
"technology has now advanced so far i can no longer tell the difference between people using hands-free earphones and people on drugs"
"If everyday is a gift, I want to know where I can return Mondays."