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Joke of the Day
"Some people say I have a very short attention spanish is a very beautiful language."
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"Why don't mountains get cold? They wear snow caps. *cringe* ^Courtesy ^of ^Westjet's ^horrible ^phone ^line."
"What's the difference between an egg and a redditor? An egg gets laid"
"Whenever a woman tells me that she just wants to have a good time and sleep with me, I say ""You can only pick one."""
"Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why is it on fire ?"
"I told my boss I needed a raise to stay at work because there are three different companies showing interest in me... He asked me which companies and I told him, ""The gas, electric, and cable ones"""
"Got banned from bookstore AGAIN this weekend for moving ""CAUTION: WET FLOOR"" sign to the erotic aisle."
"One of my favorite things about kids is that you only have to feed them once a week"
"3 days ago I got a pass-code lock that takes a picture whenever someone enters the wrong code in my phone. So far I have 26 pictures of drunk me."
"How much longer until we can get pets that are also wifi hotspots?"