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Joke of the Day
"What crime did the impotent rapist commit? Viagra-vated Assault."
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"Becoming a vegetarian Is a big missed steak."
"I've always wanted to be in a circle jerk, but nobody else was interested... So I started cloning myself, and now I've come full circle!"
"Work is for people who don't know how to fish."
"My midwife just sat me down and gently broke the news that I am simply plump and she has no reason to be here."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breathe through that thing?"""
"Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own problems."
"I asked when my gym membership was up and the dude said ""day before Valentine's Day"" like I'm some genius who knows when Valentine's Day is."
"A Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents named him: "" Sudden Lee""."
"The biggest lie told on the internet 'I have read and understand the terms and conditions'"