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Joke of the Day
"How do you confuse a Jew? Tell him pork is on sale!!!"
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"Life is always one step forward, two steps back...Then slide to the left...Slide to the right. CRISS CROSS!!!"
"I have an inferiority complex.. .. but it's not a very good one."
"You can tune a piano.. You can tune a piano, but you can't tunafish"
"My dog really needs to learn how to drive a stick because what good is fetching one bottle of vodka."
"A power-tripping mod finds a comment he disagrees with... [deleted]"
"Answer: Wicker Chair Question: What did Elmer Fudd do when Jennifer Lawrence stood up?"
"It ruins the joke and confuses everyone. What happens when you mix up where to put the set-up and the punchline of a joke?"
"Why do Autonomous cars have steering wheels? You have to hold on to something, when the shit hits the fan. ;->"
"Higgs boson walks into a Catholic church Priest says 'you're not allowed in here! Get out!' Higgs Boson looks at him confused, 'but without me you can't have mass.'"