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"I recently became a father Is a weird way to say I just got a girlfriend and she started calling me ""Daddy."""
"I saw an ad for burial plots and I thought, that's the last thing I need."
"What's the most reliable thing about a Honda? It's theft rate."
"You know what's not right? Left"
"You're not fat. You're just... easier to see!"
"Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships? Because sheep would be too obvious."
"How does a feminist kill a spider? Not, she is not man enough to do it."
"""You're still a winner,"" Pinocchio whispered into his third drink. He wept as his nose grew to touch the glass."
"I went to donate a kidney once.. I went in to donate a kidney once but when I arrived at the hospital they asked me where I'd got it from -Jimmy Carr"