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Joke of the Day

"I keep my herbs in alphabetical order. People ask me how I find the time. Easy! It's right next to the sage."

"Limerick L is for lovable Lena, Who met a ferocious hyena; Whatever occurred I never have heard; But anyhow, L is for Lena."

"I was gonna make a joke about Mohommad But you have to draw the line somewhere."

"*cocks gun* Me: ""Go ahead."" Horse: ""Just be cool, man."" Me: ""DRINK."" Horse: ""No problem. It's just a stupid expression."""

"Shawty dropped to the ground like she ain't got manners There was too much lights for an epileptic girl to handle"

"Offensive Jokes these are the worst jokes ever be warned"

"My wife once told me "" Mike you're the only man who ever gave me multiple orgasms"", which pissed me off because my names not Mike"

"I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."

"Local mom finds cure to weight loss, Scientist are dumbfounded... at how gullible people on the internet are."

"I like my women how I like my file systems. FAT and 32"