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Joke of the Day

"Tried to challenge the guy in the stall next to me to a thumb war, now he's holding my hand & crying about his childhood. I need to wipe."

"A good artist knows where to draw the line."

"Being a child is like being drunk. Everybody remembers what you did exept you."

"Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator? It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels."

"What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called? Hijab"

"A sandwich walks into a bar The bartender looks at it and says, ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""

"Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is down, your Facebook will do."

"My friend is a professional sleep-walker. He's just livin the dream."

"Did you hear about the lazy perfume-maker? He made no scents."

"Only use ""extra virgin"" to describe olive oil that doesn't even think about fucking."