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Joke of the Day
"Why do Asian women have small tits? Because only A's are acceptable."
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"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves. Nah, I'm just kidding. He hasn't opened it yet."
"""You break it, you buy it""... Uh, hell no. I break it, I leave it, and awkwardly walkout.."
"How does Bob Marley like his donuts? Preferably not dead from cancer."
"Why cant russians drive stick? Because they are always Stalin!"
"What does Supertramp do after buying rice? They take the long-grain home."
"I had a track accident last spring... Now it has become a running joke."
"What is a 6.9? A good thing ruined by a period."
"Who proofread Hitler's speeches? A grammar nazi"
"How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final? Brazilians"