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Joke of the Day
"Why do they call it Black Friday? Because the prices are so good you are practically stealing."
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"My dog smells... ...Like Philippino food."
"Homeless people are so lucky. They don't have to pay rent and can eat as many pigeons as they want."
"The other day someone said my clothes looked gay... I told them they got out of the closet just this morning."
"Curiosity microwaved the cat."
"I can fake my way through most conversations with my kids if I just look up from my phone every time they stop talking and say ""no."""
"Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween? Pump Kin"
"Said the Buddhist to the hot dog vendor... ""Make me one with everything"""
"If Donald Trump became president... one could say he coined a term."
"Trains do a pretty good job of letting you know they're still 7 miles away."