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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you do with a green monster? A: Wait until it ripens."

"*corrects your grammar incorrectly, winks at your date*"

"What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew Harry Potter escaped the chamber ."

"Windows 9 Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9? Because Windows 7 8 9."

"Your mother ...is so big that when she was born the doctor broke a bottle of champagne over her head."

"How do you say virgin in German? Goodentite"

"How do you kiss a girl on valentines day? You use tulips."

"Got kicked out of the Renaissance Fair after seeing an Asian wearing a breastplate. I said there was a chink in the armor."

"Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue? Anyone can tune a piano, but noone can piano a tuna!"

"People say I'm odd because... I CAN'T EVEN"