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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of crows dressed as geese? A murder most fowl"
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"What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom? ""It's Gonna Be Pee"""
"Whatr do you get when you have communist lemons? LENIN-NADE. Just smack me."
"What has 100 legs and 3 teeth? A centipede on meth."
"""Pray, love, eat."" -- A mantis"
"Ladies: A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world...oh sorry thats wine...wine does that."
"A fish lies on the ground outside of his tank, dead. The two remaining fish in the tank talk to each other: ""What happened?!"" ""I don't really know... He just yelled 'EVOLUTION!' and jumped out."""
"[texting] ME: I like you, I think you're cute MY CRUSH: oh um ME: HAHAHA omg my dog was chewing on my phone lol how did he type that"
"I started work at a drilling site and left soon after. It was a boring job."
"Did you hear the score of the Germany Vs Ethiopia game? Germany 8, Ethiopia didn't."