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Joke of the Day

"I watched a documentary on marijuana It was very enjoyable. I think all documentaries should be watched this way."

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"Glad the NBA lockout is over. That was like the worst thing that happened to black people, ever."
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"humans bury seeds in the earth, while birds cut out the middle man and eat them straight. really makes you think if you're stupid like i am"
"The only reason why i am fat is because a tiny body could not store all this huge personality."
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"I just found out that the reptile I had sex with last night had an STD Now I have a dino-sore"
"I just walked in on my manager vigorously masturbating. He told me to stop vigorously masturbating and get the hell out of his office."
"What do Canadian girls hate? Aboooooooooty call."