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Joke of the Day
"What's long and hard on a black man? The third grade."
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"Late Night Murder What did the killer say after murdering the talk show host? ""Badam Tish"""
"How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife? Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you."
"This orgy would be a lot more fun if the people would loosen up and quit calling it an ""elevator""."
"I save a lot of money on all my tooth extractions by engaging in street fights.."
"""Not all guys wearing Flannel shirts are Lumberjacks."" *hits tree with axe* "" Take me for example. I just hate trees."""
"Did you hear about the sensitive thief? He took a fence."
"If I was the editor of Vogue, I'd just put an actual skeleton on the cover with the headline, ""Feel bad yet? You should, Fatty."""
"What do you call a child afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic"
"I'm at a bar in the United States and there's still a lot of white people who are way too confident with their dancing abilities."