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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend said she was leaving me because of my obsession with soccer So I said ""On loan or permanent transfer?"""

"What's the definition of ""relative humidity"" in Arkansas? The amount of sweat you can lick off your fathers balls after sex."

"The entire 15 years my wife and I have been married we only had one fight and it's still not over."

"If you get behind in your reading check you're not sitting on your book."

"A man approached Bernard on the street.. Bernard was strollin' down the street when a man approached him asking ""Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?"" Bernard pushed him under a truck..."

"2 Mexicans and a white man are in a car, who's driving? The police officer"

"I can't wait until Taylor Swift breaks up with a black guy so she can put out a rap album."

"What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea..."

"Why can't americans play LoL? They can't guard their towers."

"#ReplaceBandNamesWithChicken Chicken (Weezer), Chicken (Rush), Chicken (Journey), Chicken (Kansas), Chicken (Radiohead), Chicken (Hole), Chi"